Hey. My name's Taylor. I'm 18 and I made this page to find people who like the same things I do. Feel free to hit me up about anything, anytime. You'd seriously make my day! :)
i told my boyfriend on skype today that im so in love with dark lipsticks and he was like ” and im in love with you”
smooth motherfucker SMOOTTHHhh
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.
Feel like I’m being pushed to the back burner by everyone. I shouldn’t be upset. I shouldn’t be jealous. I shouldn’t want to cry. But I do. And I can’t tell anyone because that will just make me sound whiney and awful… So I’ll tell the Internet. It always listens without judgement.